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1.01.2002
My Head Has Now Been Reattached To My ShouldersRight then. That was a very odd experience last night. Very odd. I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed that they had to amputate part of my right leg for some reason or another. But the weirder thing was this: they let me keep the amputated leg. So part of the time I got along on a prosthesis. The rest of the time I wore my old leg. It didn't stay connected obviously. It just was. I don't remember my dreams very often. Not that complete anyway. I think we went on a band field trip or something in the dream. I think that I kept trying to find a place/time to talk to my friends/director about what had happened, because no one knew. Another weird thing was that when the prosthesis was on, I could still wiggle my toes. I mean, my fake toes would wiggle. Weird dream. Weird StuffWell, speaking of weird dream(s); I was looking on Google the other day for weird stuff. Listen, don't try that at home! That was sort of freaky, some of the stuff it pulled up. Although, I did find something good. Bennet Haselton's Autodave. See, you use his device that he has on that page to come up with an automated Dave Barry column. It's pretty funny. I like Dave Barry, but there are some things in his columns that sometimes appear to be generated automatically. And, they are with the Autodave. There are two different versions. The short one only has five questions. It gives you a pretty good taste of what it is like. The long one is really good. Here is a G-rated column I did using the short version: (why G-rated? I don't know if kids are getting on here or not. Besides, fun for the whole family. But try using cuss words, that's funny too.) Recently in Anchorage (motto: "Go away"), residents reported an outbreak of toes. Perhaps you think there are no toes in Anchorage. Perhaps you are an idiot. The long version is a lot better. But you get the idea.
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