The Infallible Nose Test
Yes indeedy. The most important test of all.
Look, if I can see your nose, you're tailgating me too much. In fact, while we're on it, don't tailgate me at all.
That would make me very happy.
Listen, GET OFF OF MY BUTT.
For some reason, maybe because it's the law, but I actually do the speed limit. I might go 5 over once in a while, but that's about it.
You
see, if you ride on my butt, I'm going to drop down and do
exactly the speed limit. Maybe a little under if I feel like it.
So
GET OFF OF MY FREAKING BUTT.
Okay, rant over.
posted by Val at 11/07/2001 04:13:00 PM
